Figure 1. See the little dots in the soup? That's perfection. |
Introduction
A little while back, we tried our hands at tomato soup. As you hopefully don't remember, it wasn't one of our proudest moments (we provide you with the link to the associated article not to remind you of our results, but merely for the sake of continuity). It was a bit of a disaster. It took a good day or two to admit it, but we screwed up the recipe pretty badly.
But alas! We are graduate students! We are used trying and failing! We can't give up! Without the discipline of our graduate education in our back pockets, we may have succumbed to defeat. But no, for us, the next logical step was to try something even harder, and prove to ourselves that it can be done. Yes! We can make tomato soup! Tomato, roasted red pepper, corn, delicious! LET'S DO IT!
Don't stop reading! We didn't write this to flaunt our achievements. We promise this one is a better story. Actually, this soup was actually pretty delicious. We even had a third, unbiased person taste it, and she loved it.
NFPA Ratings:
Prep time: 2 hours. This recipe took forever. For something disarmingly complex despite its simple appearance, as this soup was, we felt that it took more time than it should have. Tons of chopping, too many steps, lots of places to mess up. Fortunately, after all that, the result was super delicious.
Difficulty: 7. Perhaps this ties into our rant over taking two entire hours to cook this. It felt like a never-ending recipe with a million steps. And then the blender issues....Oh, the blender issues. Maybe we should take the difficult up to 8 or 9. On the other hand, it might be better to just get a blender that has a lid (See Results).
Course: Dinner, lunch, whatever. Soup is a side. We tried eating this as a main course because we didn't feel like cooking anything else after putting so much effort into this soup. Honestly, it was lucky that we also made sea salted caramel brownies that evening, because soup, no matter how many veggies you stuff into it, is not a main course.
Materials
Figure 3. Photo cropped on purpose to hide pathetic grill. |
Shucked Corn - 3 ears
Tomatoes - 1.5 lbs (about 4) halved, seeded, and
Extra-Virgin Olive Oil - 2 tbsp
Chopped Onion - 4 cups (about 2 medium)
Fat-Free, Low-Sodium Chicken Broth - 3 14 oz. cans
Salt - 0.25 tsp
Freshly Ground Black Pepper - .25 tsp
Methods
1) Set your grill on to medium heat.
2) Arrange bell peppers, skin side down, and corn in a single layer on the grill rack. Grill for 5 minutes, turning occasionally.
3) Add tomatoes to the grill, skin side down. Grill for 5 more minutes, or until the vegetables are slightly charred.
4) Remove from heat, cool for 10 minutes.
5) Coarsely chop the tomatoes and peppers and place them in a medium bowl. Cut the kernels from the corn and add them to the bowl.
6) Heat oil in a large Dutch oven (or pot with a well-fitting lid).
7) Add the onion and cook for 7 minutes or until the onion is tender. Add the tomatoes and cook for 3 more minutes, stirring occasionally.
Figure 4. Tomato, corn, pepper, onion, sliced and seeded. |
9) Reduce heat and simmer for 30 minutes or until the vegetables are tender. Cool for 20 minutes.
10) Place 1/3 of the tomato mixture in a blender, PUT THE LID ON, and process until smooth. Put the pureed mixture into a large bowl.
11) Repeat step 10 twice (until the whole mixture is pureed).
12) Wipe Dutch oven (or pot) clean with paper towels.
13) Push the tomato mixture through a sieve/colander/strainer and discard the solids.
14) Place Dutch oven (or pot) over medium heat and cook thoroughly
15) Stir in the salt and pepper
Yield: Six 1.5 cup bowls of soup
Top each with 2 teaspoons of cheese and 1 teaspoon of chives (optional...aka we forgot this part. We bought chives, but then forgot to use them.)
Results
Here's a useful tip: when you're cooking something, read the entire recipe carefully before you start. When the recipe asks for a blender, don't just say "oh, I have that." Make sure you have all of the components, including the lid. When we reached step ten, we casually pulled out the blender, set it down on the counter, then stepped back in horror upon realizing that the lid was not present.
Figure 5. The effect of lid presence on the total kitchen surface area splattered with boiling hot tomato-infused chicken broth, as a function of the angular velocity of the blender blades. |
the opposite approach, that of taking a whole working system and manipulating it in some way to see what changes. Therefore, in this case, our graduate education does not apply to this sort of dilemma. Don't worry, we don't lack quite enough common sense to "test" what happens when you use a blender without a lid and swirl sharp blades at a very high velocity through a boiling hot mixture contained within it (See Figure 5 for the predicted results from such an experiment).
No, we tried to come up with other kitchen supplies to substitute for a lid. It was definitely one of our worst ideas thus far. Enter: cutting board. A small, smooth (minus a few slice marks), thick, plastic, board with rubber edges for a no-slip grip. A perfect substitute for a blender lid? Not hardly.
It was a beautiful piece of teamwork: one of us applied pressure to the cutting board while the other managed the controls. Bzzz..bzzz..bzzzzzzzz. It was working. With every turn of the blade came greater confidence in our last-minute lid substitute. But all of the sudden, "SPLOOSH!" The blender hiccuped, and sprayed boiling hot tomato corn pepper soup puree through the air onto every surface in a two foot radius. None hit the skin though, fortunately. No, that happened during the first repetition of the first part of step 10. It was only a minor burn. It's all better now.
Don't try this at home. Seriously, don't.
Figure 6. Yummy in our tummies! |
Discussion The kitchen is full of hot surfaces and substances, e.g. the pots on your stove, the racks in your oven, the boiling hot oils in your frying pan, and the silverware straight out of your dishwasher. It is sometimes a wonder that we made it this far in the first place. In this case, the burn came from transferring boiling hot chicken broth from a pot on the stove to a blender sitting a foot away.
So...this is kind of gross, but if you follow our recipe exactly, then it's only fair that we tell you a little about how to deal with a burn. First of all, a first degree burn is a surface burn of the skin, and it can be caused by heat, radiation, chemicals, friction, or electricity. In this case, the burn result from concentrated heat exposure. Generally, with a minor burn, the affected skin will turn red and hurt. Rest assured, these minor burns should heal in 2-3 days (Granger 2009). For anything more serious, you would probably need medical attention. However, unless you pour the entire pot of soup on yourself, you shouldn't worry about that.
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Figure 7. Layers of the Skin |
In the case of painful extreme temperature contact, the role of these receptors is to help you move away from painful stimulus in order to prevent injury. The process is pretty cool, and doesn't even require your brain to get involved until after you're safely away from harm. For example, think about accidentally touching a hot frying pan. You jump back right away without even thinking about it. Sensing and responding to the heat of the frying pan with a retraction of your hand is all mediated in the spinal cord. It is only later (milliseconds later) that this sensory information is sent to your brain for you to become aware of what just happened and say, "Ow! That hurt!" The same thing happens when you blend boiling soup without a blender lid and it goes flying everywhere. The soup hits skin, the skin burns, and you jump back in alarm, thus allowing even more soup to escape from the blender. Yeah...we're awesome cooks. :)
References
1. Weir J. "Roasted Corn, Pepper, and Tomato Chowder." myrecipes.com. June 2009.
2. Granger J. "An Evidence-Based Approach to Pediatric Burns". Pediatric Emergency Medicine Practice 6 (1). January 2009.